The Kiss (Skit) Lyrics

by Eminem

<i>[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fuckin' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this bitch.
<i>[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know.
<i>[Eminem] What?
<i>[Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about this.
<i>[Eminem] Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.
<i>[Gary] Allright, just let me park. I'm parking!
<i>[Eminem] Fuckin', turn the car off dog.
<i>[Gary] Alright.
<i>[Eminem] Alright, we wait.
<i>[Gary] We wait for what?
<i>[Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna fuckin' kill her.
<i>[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.
<i>[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog.
<i>[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?
<i>[Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty.
<i>[Gary] Don't point that shit at me!
<i>[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look!
<i>[Gary] Dude! God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit.
<i>[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as fuck.
<i>[Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
<i>[Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that her?
<i>[Gary] Where?
<i>[Eminem] Right there motherfucker.
<i>[Gary] Yeah, fuck.
<i>[Eminem] Alright, get up, get up.
<i>[Gary] Here we go again.
<i>[Eminem] Get down!
<i>[Gary] What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car?
<i>[Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with?
<i>[Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
<i>[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
<i>[Gary] I don't think so.
<i>[Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him.
<i>[Gary] No, she didn't!
<i>[Eminem] She's kissing him dog!
<i>[Gary] No she's not...oh shit.
<i>[Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker!
<i>[Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!

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