Love Crumbs Lyrics

well the whorehouse cat told the rockin' chair
you keep rockin' i'll be on the bed
or was that what your mama said

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the bear told the honey you're the one for me
and put his head inside that hive of bees
and then he bowled down through the trees

how long can they keep us apart?
in my pocket ain't nothing but crumbs
but i've got a whole bank vault full of love
that's all i've ever had and i ain't never needed more

john henry was a hell of a man
on that west virginia rock he made a stand
with that hammer in his hand

the big brown rooster and the little red hen
foxed the fox and locked him in the pen
and then they went up around the bend

how long can they keep us apart?
in my pocket ain't nothing but crumbs
but i've got a whole bank vault full of love
that's all i've ever had and i ain't never needed more