The Greatest Lyrics

They call me the greatest
'Cause I'm not very good
And they're being sarcastic
They're being sarcastic

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Oh, I'm taking names
But I'm not doing much
With the names that I'm taking

G-O-A-T
They're being sarcastic
They're being sarcastic

They call me the greatest
But those tears can be quiet
So I listen close
I listen close
Yes I'm taking notes
But those notes aren't helping
The ink washes away

G-O-A-T
It washes away
It washes away