The Bachelor Party Lyrics

by Luckyiam

Party time
We was doin' it
The homie's gettin' married so a bachelor's stupidness
Is that an all-time high? We tryna ruin him
We had a sweep at the win, the city of sin
We called a couple of escorts for friends
They brought a bunch of those white girls with them
We got the radio up, they begin
Grindin' on our laps, doin' 9's off the tables
Then, we commence, kick it in
The M-room, Jacuzzi for floozies we with
Handful of booties and boobies for friends
Whippets and Doolies and jewelry for dip switch
Huh, my man Duke is kinda grump now
I whisper in his ear ‘you're gettin' married, need to slow down'
And tried to be the mother him but this was so fowl
Cuz he was eatin' out a hooker ‘bout to spit valves

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It was nasty, she was ashy
Fuck-up tattoo on her tittie read Ashley
She was out of her line and faded fastly
And then she saw the derail and tried to grab me
But he stepped in, grabbed her to the bedroom
Asked me for a condom, claiming that he wanted their room
But I know he wanted sex with his baboo
I threw the party, now I'm hatin' on the bad groom
We heard ‘er suckin' him, it sounded like a vacuum
They had circles ‘round their eyes, a pack of racoov
I tried to act cool, weird silence
She stumbled out the room but naked to surprise us
Everybody's in shock and not a drama
His dick was hell a hard with a half of broken condom
It's a wrap dude
(Well, what can I do?)
He's at a party with his man
She's a slut
Jacuzzis and saunas, sending you stacks of Benihanas
Benihanas
Bet she took my thing to be Jakota
Suck my dick